mybellarina:

michigandermom:

thedefinitionofmycharacter:

thecakebar:

Cinnamon Sweet Bread! (tutorial/recipe)

This looks so beyond yummy!

get in my belly.

Omg at first I thought it was bacon with cinnamon on it and I was like ew. But then I saw and now I’m like YUM

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celestialcow:

sirwolfpaws:

lostwithoutmysniper:

Post order. You’re doing it right.

YES OMG PERFECT

even the that tag is perfect.

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digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…

pawnshop-ghosttt845:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

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tumboner:

john green: awesome on so many levels

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Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate. 

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